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T-Shirts!

Artificial Duck Co. has a selection of quality T-shirts for any occasion... from cleaning your toilet to dinners with foreign heads of state!

 IMPORTANT:  All items on this page are not in stock and will be pre-ordered for shipment sometime in June. Yahoo! requires me to charge your credit card for pre-orders since they delete your information after two weeks as a security precaution.

 SIZING:  The products on this page are premium-quality Hanes Beefy-T's, and are standard US sizing. Please check the measurements in the sidebar before ordering!

   

   

   

Monkey Button Classic T
NEW! AVAILABLE JUNE 2008!

REGULAR $17.00-$19.00 - PRE-SALE: $8.50-$9.50 (HALF-PRICE!)
   
A co-winner for Blogiversary 5 T-Shirt Contest, Bad Monkey is back to ponder the eternal ethical dilemma of "should I or shouldn't I?" Now you can puzzle those you meet when wearing this philosophical quandary. Click here for more...


   

   

Bad Monkey Gym Classic T
NEW! AVAILABLE JUNE 2008!

REGULAR $17.00-$19.00 - PRE-SALE: $8.50-$9.50 (HALF-PRICE!)
   
A co-winner for Blogiversary 5 T-Shirt Contest, Bad Monkey Gym is the perfect place to pump up your monkey... or, you can just wear this shirt and pretend you do. Click here for more...


   

   

Zombies Ate My Brain Classic T
BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND! AVAILABLE JUNE 2008!

REGULAR $17.00-$19.00 - PRE-SALE: $8.50-$9.50 (HALF-PRICE!)
   
Let everybody know that your hangover brain damage is not your fault with this classy T-shirt featuring Zombie Dave and Dead Monkey! Each 100% cotton Denim Blue Hanes Beefy-T is silk-screened by hand in six colors. Click here for more...


   

   

Blogography Logo Classic T

VINTAGE! LIMITED AVAILABILITY! $10.00-$11.00
   
Here's the original shirt that started it all... the Blogography Logo T-shirt! A 100% cotton Hanes Beefy-T has been lovingly silk-screened in five shades of gray, and is perfect for any occasion, from partying with Paris Hilton to dinner with foreign diplomats! Click here for more...


   

   

Bad Monkey Classic T

VINTAGE! LIMITED AVAILABILITY! $10.00-$11.00
   
In celebration of Blogography's 2-year blogiversary, his most popular DaveToon character, Bad Monkey, was released on a T-shirt. A 100% cotton Hanes Beefy-T has been lovingly silk-screened in five shades of gray, and is perfect for any occasion, from cleaning the grout in your shower to parent/teacher conferences! Click here for more...


   

   

   

   

T-Shirts!
Our premium shirts are silk-screened by hand on to 100% cotton T-shirts by American Apparel. Sizing and measurement information can be found further down this sidebar... if you have any questions, just send us an email!
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Measurements!
The best way to find your size is to lay out a T-shirt you already own and measure it as indicated below. Shrinkage should be minimal with proper care (a half-size at most), but if a measurement is really close, you may want to go up a size to ensure a comfy fit.
classic shirts
measurements
width length
SM 18 27
MD 20 29
LG 22 30
XL 24 31
2X 26 31.5

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Measurement chart in inches
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ladies shirts
measurements
width length
SM 18 23.25
MD 19 24.00
LG 21 24.75
XL 22 25.50

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Measurement chart in inches
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big shirts
measurements
width length
3X 28 32.00
4X 30 32.50
5X 32 33.00

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Measurement chart in inches
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