IMPORTANT: All items on this page are not in stock and will be pre-ordered for shipment sometime in June. Yahoo! requires me to charge your credit card for pre-orders since they delete your information after two weeks as a security precaution.
Artificial Duck Co. is proud to announce that we've been working on creating our very own games! Right now we've only got playing cards ready, but these are no ordinary playing cards!
With Blogography Playing Cards, each and every card features an entirely new piece of custom artwork, created specially for this deck. The face cards have Lil' Dave dressed up as kings, queens, and jacks, each rendered in an individual style. As if that weren't enough, careful attention to detail ensures that when you call out "one-eyed jacks and suicide kings are wild!" that the proper jacks have one eye and the correct kings are totally suicidal. This isn't just a cutesy novelty, but a fully-playable deck that's suitable for serious card players...
But just because you can play a serious game with the cards doesn't mean you can't have a little fun too! Each number card features Bad Monkey in an illustration from four different genres: Sci-Fi (Spades), Romance (Hearts), Horror (Clubs), and Adventure (Diamonds). When you put the cards in order, they tell a story...
These decks will retail for $10 each, but I'm offering a special price to Artificial Duck Co. customers. A single deck is $3.00 off and costs just $7.00. Buy two decks, and pay just $5.00 each (HALF OFF!). Buy four decks and pay just $3.50 each. But for the ultimate bargain... buy eight decks and pay just $2.50 each (75% OFF RETAIL and BELOW COST!!). At these prices, you can hand them out to everybody you know for a little gift that's sure to be appreciated!
UPDATE: I have been asked a couple of times if these playing cards are appropriate for children. The answer is yes. There is no material I consider to be inappropriate for kids (no violence, sex, naughty pictures, or whatever). As always, however, I feel that parents should review all material given to their children and decide for themselves what's appropriate.
